In case you were somehow missed it, the northeast was hit by Blizzard Juno, which some had predicted to be the worst storm since the 1800s to hit NYC. Well, Blizzard Juno turned out to be more like slightly large snow storm Juno instead. Nevertheless, I'll take any excuse to get out a couple hours early. I'd been wanting to try my hand at making cauliflower pizza for a while and, with my recent cauliflower obsession, had some extra in my fridge. I made a personal mini one using a variation of the recipe from Detoxinista. My full recipe follows the amazing pictures.

Place it on a thin dishtowel...

Microwave in bowl...

Wring out the water...


Shape into crust...


Add your sauce...


Just 5 more minutes...


Enjoy!!
Ingredients
Makes 1 mini pizza crust
1/3 medium head of cauliflower florets
1/2 tsp egg
1/3 slice Monterey Jack cheese
1/4 tsp Italian seasoning
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grind up the cauliflower florets (I used a Magic Bullet since my large NYC apartment doesn't allow space for me to keep a food processor). Place the mush in to a thin dishtowel and wring out all the water. Place in a microwave-safe bowl and microwave for 10 seconds. Wring again - yes, it's going to be a little hot. Repeat. This will make sure you get all the water in the cauliflower out **Detoxinista suggests boiling then straining, but I didn't want to lose any of the little bit of cauliflower I had** Mix in the rest of the ingredients to make the "dough." Shape it into a crust and place it on a sheet of foil sprayed with non-stick spray. Bake for 15 minutes or until golden brown.
Remove and add your sauce and toppings. I used 1 tablespoon of marinara, a little bit of sausage, and a sprinkle of kale so I can pretend like I'm healthy. Top with a little more cheese because there isn't such a thing as too much cheese and return to oven. Bake for 5 more minutes or until cheese is melted. Bon Appétit!